Is it your hair? Did you cut it? Or did you lose weight?
What’s different about you?
Posted by tiltiblog on July 22, 2010
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TGIF
Posted by tiltiblog on July 16, 2010
If your coworkers have been sticking it to you this week, just watch this for a while. And remember it’s Friday.
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I’m hungry…and delicious
Posted by tiltiblog on July 9, 2010
They had me at ‘Also available in: Classic White.’
Apparently this went around the tubes in January but perhaps I was on a carb fast, because I missed it. I think it’s natural frenemy is Tracy Jordan’s Meat Machine. And if you don’t know what this, can’t imagine your hollow existence!
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I hear you knockin’
Posted by tiltiblog on June 17, 2010
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SIGHHH
Posted by tiltiblog on June 7, 2010
I’m so distressed.
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Worth Spending 2.99? Probably.
Posted by tiltiblog on June 4, 2010
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This it the BEST.
Posted by tiltiblog on April 10, 2010
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In praise of Ada
Posted by tiltiblog on March 30, 2010
Haiku for Ada Lovelace:
You had a vision
With numbers you’d make music
play eternally
Countess, as I toil into the night on my computing machine listening to the unlimited* stream of my Pandora channels with my lady-ears, I give thanks to the first computer programmer and fancy lady that you were. Yay, math!
Additionally, big ups for having a perfectly incorrigible and possibly greatly disturbed father and yet not becoming a useless Mrs. Havisham type, wringing your hands as you wandered the moors. And sorry about the big C and the blood-letting ‘cures’…if only you had lasted longer than your 36 years, what might you have accomplished?
Also, from a style perspective, seems like you were pretty fabulous.
* Or only 40 hrs a month
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- Smart AND Pretty.
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