Is it your hair? Did you cut it? Or did you lose weight?
Posted by tiltiblog on July 22, 2010
Posted by tiltiblog on July 16, 2010
If your coworkers have been sticking it to you this week, just watch this for a while. And remember it’s Friday.
Posted by tiltiblog on July 9, 2010
They had me at ‘Also available in: Classic White.’
Apparently this went around the tubes in January but perhaps I was on a carb fast, because I missed it. I think it’s natural frenemy is Tracy Jordan’s Meat Machine. And if you don’t know what this, can’t imagine your hollow existence!
Posted by tiltiblog on June 17, 2010
Posted by tiltiblog on June 10, 2010
Posted by tiltiblog on June 7, 2010
I’m so distressed.
Posted by tiltiblog on June 4, 2010
Posted by tiltiblog on April 10, 2010
Hey do you know when/where/what/how/why something is something-something?
But allow me.
Posted by tiltiblog on March 30, 2010
Haiku for Ada Lovelace:
You had a vision
With numbers you’d make music
Countess, as I toil into the night on my computing machine listening to the unlimited* stream of my Pandora channels with my lady-ears, I give thanks to the first computer programmer and fancy lady that you were. Yay, math!
Additionally, big ups for having a perfectly incorrigible and possibly greatly disturbed father and yet not becoming a useless Mrs. Havisham type, wringing your hands as you wandered the moors. And sorry about the big C and the blood-letting ‘cures’…if only you had lasted longer than your 36 years, what might you have accomplished?
Also, from a style perspective, seems like you were pretty fabulous.
* Or only 40 hrs a month