Posted by tiltiblog on April 23, 2009
if you were wondering:
There's a lot going on here, all of it Amazing.
And I really need my GUEST BLOGGER to get off his broken elbows and explain the magic of this thing. Cause my ass is too defeated from building the interwebs by day to give this wonderment its propers.
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Posted by tiltiblog on April 23, 2009
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Posted by tiltiblog on April 13, 2009
awwww
Hippity, hoppity, Happy Easter everyone! If you’re not celebrating the resurrection of the son of G-d, let’s hope you’re at least stuffing your face with candy.
However, if like me, you awoke this Easter morning with nary an Easter basket in sight, I will try to soothe your Springtime sadness. Firstly, why don’t you poke through your software for another sort of Easter Egg?
Other less geeky activities if you failed to properly schedule your Easter Sunday:
1. pick up some discounted peeps at your local drugstore and toss them in the microwave. Make them BATTLE EACH OTHER!
2. watch this Spoon video in which something peep-esque dances in Japan
3. take a nap
4. make an anagram of Easter Sunday (Arty Danseuse, anyone?)
5. wax nostalgic about the hippity hop of yore.
Enjoy!
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Posted by tiltiblog on April 10, 2009
It’s beer-thirty o’clock and HAPPY FRIDAY to all my little worker-bee friends out there, polishing the information super-highway. Can’t leave that desk you’re chained to? To which you’re chained? Never fear: Colt45 Malt Liquor Tales are here.
Note: white dudes like to drink the Colt (see photographic evidence by clicking the link above).
Don’t like malt liquor? Prefer refreshing agua? Well, once there was this. Yum!
Last but not least, before you head out for your weekends take this quiz to find out if you are as Smooth as Billy Dee Williams (SPOILER ALERT: you’re not).
And just hold on: it’s only 22 minutes to 4:20.
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Posted by tiltiblog on April 7, 2009
No, I’m not talking about wearing a bacon suit and spangly tights and dancing around on a stage. And I’m definitely not talking about a gal wearing a bacon suit holding poo on a stick. Which I have come to learn is the ultimate weapon.
Nay, I refer to an actual camp for actually discussing, eating and serving bacon products. That I, uh, found out about the day after it concluded. Bad bacon fan! Luckily, I can share with you the winning bacon product: the bacone. Construction instructions here!
If only the green mermaid had a dotted line on her haunch!
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Posted by tiltiblog on April 7, 2009
There was some chatter from the supplier of the bacon lube link as to whether that was in fact, a real product. The publicity seemed a bit too night-before-April-1 for the sender’s taste. But what about this?
as healthy as real bacon
Have you been missing the ability to produce a by-volume equivalent to bacon from a squeeze-bottle? Have you ever wanted to top three slices of bacon with a squorked-out ribbon of bacony material? No?
Well it’s just as well, because even before I received a link to this magical product it had been debunked upon the interwebs. And I’m too sick to dig into the whole story behind this, but it has something to do with ThinkGeek and Sweden.
One of my more actual readers asserts that the Bacon Lube was the end of the line, a sign that this Pop Celebrity Moment bacon has been experiencing has at last become nothing more than an ouroboros, about to self-reflexively swallow itself into nothingness.
I refuse to submit to this! I want more more more bacon-as-celebrity. The world is a challenging place these days and a little salty meat product can be enough to get you through your morning (especially as an important part of a nutritious breakfast).
So I bring you some beautiful imagery courtesy of bbqaddicts (which tiltiblog may have to start following!):
Layer one of this dish: braided bacon!
This dish involves a part where you add loose sausage meat and then more bacon and then you roll it up like a Bûche de Noël…of meat! Allow me to restate: when you roll up these meaty layers, the outer-most shell will be braided bacon. Hells. Yeah.
Cross-section below!
homer drool noise
I want to go to there.
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Posted by tiltiblog on April 3, 2009
Two words that don’t belong together? Maybe. Maybe not! I think I need to wrangle readership to tell me. I’m overwhelmed here.
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