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Archive for November, 2009

Best. Animal. Video. Ever!!!

Posted by tiltiblog on November 19, 2009

Yes, yes, yes.  A hefty claim.  I know!

But check it: there I was, enjoying the adorable baby otter chewing its owner’s car keys (thanks MK!) and thinking about googling more baby animal videos.   Because watching a cat play the piano is one of the top 4 things we use the Internet for, after all.

Plus, while I’d become aware that the latest celeb trend in the UK is to purchase teacup pigs, the size of a kitteh!1!! I had not yet rolled around in piles of adorable teacup pig videos like a pig in sh…slop.   Here’s the story in a nutshell: “Micro-pigs: The size of a kitten, the taste of bacon.” MEAN Brits!

But then, I randomly clicked on something furry and low!  THE BEST ANIMAL VIDEO EVER! That or I’m incredibly punchy from lack of sleep and over-use of my computing machine.  Regardless, it cracked me up something fierce.

Take that, dramatic chipmunk!

(And don’t even come over here, baby sneezing panda.  You have teacup H1N1.)

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Let’s Go-Yank-Ees!

Posted by tiltiblog on November 6, 2009

<clap clap clapclapclap.>

Alright haters, let us pinstripe fans have our fun!  Sweeeeet victory.

I must admit that my favorite piece of Internet-served sports info today was not on ESPN or the NY Times online.  No.  It was this.

By the way, I’m so heart-warmed for the 3rd grade NYers who finally know what victory feels like!

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Preggo this Hallowe’en?

Posted by tiltiblog on November 1, 2009

 

beer belly

Beer belly costume

 

That made me laugh really hard, thanks Internet thanks!   Whereas this one is impressive but unnerving for some reason.

And this: terrifying!

 

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Vamp it UP!

Posted by tiltiblog on November 1, 2009

Happy Halloween, Internet-lovers. I’ve been remiss posting since Blog Action Day, but it’s the damn H1N1 that’s been getting me down. There’s a reason they don’t call it HFunNFun, you dig?

Anyways, I was dismayed to come across a couple of Halloween-themed not necessarily WS (but hey, it’s the weekend) items this week I thought I would share.  One for RPat fans and the other for…vamp fans with certain appendages.

Yikes.

I do want to applaud the folks at Fleshlight for the wordsmithery of this web copy:

Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained!

GOD my head almost exploded from the entendreing.  To palate cleanse, here’s something vampy from the crafticenter that is Etsy; a much more innocent accessory.

Speaking of the blood of innocents, I was wondering if the Halloween candy-poison/razor blade warnings from my childhood still exist in this era of snopes.com debunkery.   <googling>  By all accounts I could (quickly) find, witches pray over candy giving it pagan cooties. Which is the most awesome, silly thing I’ve heard in a while.  But apparently poison candy is STILL a myth. Huzzah!

Go get spooky crunk, y’all!

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