Vamp it UP!
Posted by tiltiblog on November 1, 2009
Happy Halloween, Internet-lovers. I’ve been remiss posting since Blog Action Day, but it’s the damn H1N1 that’s been getting me down. There’s a reason they don’t call it HFunNFun, you dig?
Anyways, I was dismayed to come across a couple of Halloween-themed not necessarily WS (but hey, it’s the weekend) items this week I thought I would share. One for RPat fans and the other for…vamp fans with certain appendages.
Yikes.
I do want to applaud the folks at Fleshlight for the wordsmithery of this web copy:
Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained!
GOD my head almost exploded from the entendreing. To palate cleanse, here’s something vampy from the crafticenter that is Etsy; a much more innocent accessory.
Speaking of the blood of innocents, I was wondering if the Halloween candy-poison/razor blade warnings from my childhood still exist in this era of snopes.com debunkery. <googling> By all accounts I could (quickly) find, witches pray over candy giving it pagan cooties. Which is the most awesome, silly thing I’ve heard in a while. But apparently poison candy is STILL a myth. Huzzah!
Go get spooky crunk, y’all!
PURPLE HATTER said
I GOT THAT DAMN H1N1 IT SUCKS!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!