As each of my 3 lurkers knows, one reason I love the Internet is for the sweet, sweet way it enables me to watch Cable TV without paying for it. Which I’m doing right now. Which means that I just discovered that Jon Stewart just discovered Baconnaise!! Last Wednesday! I beat you by two weeks. YES. Victory is mine, Stewart.
But wait, there’s more! Not only did I scoop The Daily Show, but since Jon reviewed the product thusly, ‘I think my tongue just took a s***’ I don’ t have to try it! Because I believe everything Jon Stewart tells me.
(Although…he did stick a corndog-shaped sausage wrapped in a blueberry pancake into the Baconnaise Light before he stuck it in his mouth. And maybe that’s not the way to start out. )
Anyhoos, Baconnaissers: I will totally enable my lurkers to buy you.
Wait til he finds out about the Bacon Lip Balm. I eagerly await your product review, handsome funny man!
