As anyone traversing the galactic internets is already well aware, the most popular use of said internets after googling porn researching scholarly pursuits, is looking at cute animals and saying, ‘AWWWWWWW!’
And I’m happy to help.
Before I get to the cute, however, do you ever wonder whether turtles are ever super duper horny? Well, this one is.
Now: can you identify which of these cute things is the real rescued animal and which is the adorable toy? Alright you non-link-clickers, I’m too lazy to grab the copywritten photo so here’s the lede (from the The Sun dot co dot uk): “
THIS otter cub looks delighted to be cuddling up to a teddy bear – just days after she was found on the brink of death.”
Yes! Click it.
From that article I was led here, where my life was made that much more complete by learning that there is such a thing a Tortoises & Hedgehogs Open Weekend. Yes!! If you are lucky enough to be English, people, by attending this event you can meet and learn about tortoises (you’ve already learned they’re horny…what else don’t you know?) and hedgehogs (and they are riiiiidiculously cute, people).
And you can, quote, watch some spectacular ferret racing, unquote.
Oh my god. Did I mention this event is free?
Next time: a bevy of cats eating brocolli. And lovin’ it.
