Beer belly costume
That made me laugh really hard, thanks Internet thanks! Whereas this one is impressive but unnerving for some reason.
And this: terrifying!
Posts Tagged ‘halloween’
Preggo this Hallowe’en?
Posted by tiltiblog on November 1, 2009
Posted in Holidays | Tagged: costume, halloween, pregnant | Leave a Comment »
Vamp it UP!
Posted by tiltiblog on November 1, 2009
Happy Halloween, Internet-lovers. I’ve been remiss posting since Blog Action Day, but it’s the damn H1N1 that’s been getting me down. There’s a reason they don’t call it HFunNFun, you dig?
Anyways, I was dismayed to come across a couple of Halloween-themed not necessarily WS (but hey, it’s the weekend) items this week I thought I would share. One for RPat fans and the other for…vamp fans with certain appendages.
Yikes.
I do want to applaud the folks at Fleshlight for the wordsmithery of this web copy:
Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained!
GOD my head almost exploded from the entendreing. To palate cleanse, here’s something vampy from the crafticenter that is Etsy; a much more innocent accessory.
Speaking of the blood of innocents, I was wondering if the Halloween candy-poison/razor blade warnings from my childhood still exist in this era of snopes.com debunkery. <googling> By all accounts I could (quickly) find, witches pray over candy giving it pagan cooties. Which is the most awesome, silly thing I’ve heard in a while. But apparently poison candy is STILL a myth. Huzzah!
Go get spooky crunk, y’all!
Posted in halloween, internet, vampires | Tagged: costumes, fleshlight, halloween, poison candy, robert patterson, vampire | 1 Comment »
for reminding me to strive more
Posted by tiltiblog on October 24, 2008
So…the world of disgusting cupcakery is much more robust than I previously suspected. The eyeball thing was plenty for me. But then I saw this:
blechhhhh
Oh and these:
i heartz u, jelly center!
These:
And also, these:
is that a tongue??
WOW:
Boogety boo!
I can say no words in my current hungry state to give sufficient props to this effort.
What can scary cupcakes do for you?
Posted in cupcakes, Entertainment, Food, internet | Tagged: cupcakes, delicious, gross, halloween, scary | 1 Comment »
for making my eyes bleed when I look at you too long
Posted by tiltiblog on October 20, 2008
it’s how I know I’m done!
hungry?
Posted in Art, Drugs, Entertainment, Food, marijuana, Overall Awesome, Satan | Tagged: cupcakes, halloween, scary, treats, wtf | 1 Comment »
