And here I was wondering how I was going get my pot-related tags bigger…finally some Phelps-related news I can get behind!
(Either that, or the Times Online Dot Co Dot Uk is just a satirical paper and no one told me):
Yes!!! The stoners speak! This happens too rarely (outside legalization lobbying, of course) and it’s about time! Stoners care a lot about a lot of things, you see. They feel the pain of the world. But the couch is very comfortable. And also…ooh, is that something shiny? Luckily, there’s a world wide recession and cereal is expensive. I’m just sayin’.
Seth over at Weekend Update did his bit to address this story last weekend, in the Really?!? with Seth segment.
‘Really, Kellogg’s? Marijuana is not consistent with your image? Cause I thought it was totally consistent….I knew some guys named ‘Snap’ ‘Crackle’ and ‘Pop’ and they were drug dealers.’
I love the fact that we’re even talking about this. Michael Phelps does one thing, and one thing only, for his whole life. Sure, he’s the best ever, but he’s also boring as shit. Let the boy smoke a bowl, for crying out loud. He’s no Mugabe.
Sign this petitish to tell Kellogg’s they’re a bunch of Cap’n Crunch-making TEASES and you want them to get over themselves! Do it. Make rice crispie treats, not war.